July 24th, 2014

partystick:

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

31

(via andrewquo)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via ruinedchildhood)

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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(via nerdycommunity)

July 23rd, 2014

little-maple:

nedcanunot:

So a person with a piss fetish says to their friend who doesn’t have a piss fetish “I’m going to the bathroom”

Then pauses and goes “but no omo, bro”

This is the first omorashi joke I have ever heard. This pleases me.

(via plasticbile)

theberlinpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page

theberlinpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page

(Source: theberlinpaywall, via ruinedchildhood)

iputbeyonceonmyback:

workbitchs:

The truth has been revealed: Katy Perry is nothing but a copy of a 50s’ comic book character called “Katy Peene”

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Literally her entire career…. Is based on a comic book.

(via xhollyberrypiex)

(Source: ronanthekree, via dwimmerlaiks)

livelongandreadbooks:

spoken-not-written:

mummyross:

ratandgoat:

vincedamnawesome:

The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”

FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME

JESUS GOD BRENDON

i hate you Brendon

Even if you aren’t really a fan, you should listen to this, it sounds so beautiful this way

(Source: jeuneblanc, via humanshapes)